Dont EVER let your woman get near your balls with a garlic press. You will do ANYTHING she wants!-Trust me; I know! Her fingers can do the same thing, but a metal object is unforgiving, and they dont know the force that they put on the handle!

WOW! I don't cook with much garlic and didn't have a press. So I gotta run out and buy one today!!! I need to season the tomato sauce for dinner tonight!



btw - love the avatar!

Dave, the press is not for everyone. Only if you like, or can take pain. ---And, the looks from the one, above you, doing the pressing, can be INTENSLY turn-onish!----By the way, I like your avatar too. It is -----provocative!

I think the catch phrase "caught her tits in a wringer" should be replaced with "caught his nuts in a garlic press" - - it's more fitting with today's food obsessed society.

Actually, in my case you need a potato ricer -

Dave