I've been thinking about this subject and wonder, what would be the ideal ways of being de-nutted, and the way people wish it could happen. What ya think?

If any one is in the Anchorage Alaska area, finders keepers! *puts the jewles on the offering plate*

The safest way is to see a doctor who'll cut them off and do it in a hospital.

You could devise a way to drive your car over your testicles, that would finish them in a hurry.

Dave

fox_hung (imported) wrote: Fri Mar 19, 2004 5:01 am I've been thinking about this subject and wonder, what would be the ideal ways of being de-nutted, and the way people wish it could happen. What ya think?

I would think that you should rethink your motives. Being castrated to remove the effects of testosterone from your body is one thing. Dr. Kimmel or equivilent is the only way to go. Being castrated for the experience, the scene, the whatever, and obsessing on HOW it is to be done, is an invitation to disaster. (Opinion.)

Andrew (imported) wrote: Fri Mar 19, 2004 4:24 pm I would think that you should rethink your motives. Being castrated to remove the effects of testosterone from your body is one thing. Dr. Kimmel or equivilent is the only way to go. Being castrated for the experience, the scene, the whatever, and obsessing on HOW it is to be done, is an invitation to disaster. (Opinion.)

... totally took that the wrong way. So much to be said about Kimmel... Oi the head aches. Doctors are as good as politicians, lots of talk, still offering little help. hehe I want to know about the others imagination. I could go into hours of medical lecture here about why we should all see Mr Whitecoat, being that I am in the medical field, but the most interesting thing about the people here is what they offer with their creative thoughts. Something that a few more doctors could touch on... they might actually find a cure from a dream... worked before lol

You could wrap a strong, thin wire around your ball-sack, tie the wire to a concrete block and throw the block down a flight of stairs. That would really hurt and it might even work.

Or you could take a pneumatic air nailer and nail your testicles to a board. Now that would really hurt, I could just hear the screams and yells. The trick here is that the nails those things use are like huge paper clips and two prongs go into the wood at once. that would trap a bit of skin under the middle and force you to take the board and your testicle to the hospital for them to remove the nail. I can just here the escuse...I always build things in the nude, the gun just slipped and nailed my nuts to the board.

The problem using the nail gun to nail each testical is most likely they would try their best to save the testicals instead of removing them.

I have stuck needles into my testicles over the years and they still function to a great extent. I have also seen photos of people that have nailed their testicles and just keep doing it over and over so I doubt that the hospital would remove them even if pierced with a nail.

No need to go thru the pain if it is not going to accomplish goals. Trust me I know a lot about how the hospital will do everything to save the testicles even when you are asking them to finish the job and remove tose bastards.

I think the Dr would do good to go to!

I do think you should have kimmel do!

A well trained nurse can do the job too , one got my nuts off and no problems, plus looking at a pretty face doing it is a big plus !!

With some of the Doctors that I have seen,

Well...your survival chances would be better with a nurse...



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Myself, I'd opt for a nurse who is pretty and professional! One with cutting beauty and an equally cutting technique. Did I ever tell ya about the time the nurse spent 10 minutes searching my scrotum for a release valve for my implant? Well.... But no kidding either