Why Hack Mode Is Better Than Sex

[moon_palace_min (imported)]

1. You can do hack mode all day without being called immoral.

2. It's not illegal to get paid for hack mode.

3. It's not embarrassing to read hack mode literature in a train.

4. You don't get diseases from hack mode.

5. Hack mode doesn't result in children.

6. Your computer won't get upset if you do hack mode with other computers.

7. You don't have to talk nice to computers to do hack mode.

8. It's socially acceptable to do hack mode with many computers at a time.

9. No-one will get angry if you fall asleep right after hack mode.

10. Killing children in hack mode is quite OK. Parents, too.

11. You won't be arrested for being in hack mode in public!

12. Hack mode 69 is simply being yourself!

13. There are more countable variations of hack mode than positions in the Kama Sutra.

Hi, Let this be my introduction to the Eunuch Archive Forum.

It is proof that i am a devoted computer geek and firm believer in above statements

Moon Palace Mind

[Andrew (imported)]

A young missionary on his first term in Africa was reading

his Bible in a clearing when a lion came up and laid down

beside him. As he quietly prayed for deliverance, another

lion came out of the bush and laid down by his other side.

Convinced that this was a test of his faith, he returned

to reading his Bible. As soon as he did, the two lions

pounced on him and devoured him.

Moral: Don't try to read between the lions.

[moon_palace_min (imported)]

Thank you for the welcome Andrew!

I have allready been warmly recieved on the chat and met many very nice people there.

This is a graet community. I knew the story archive for a long time allready but never really paid attention to the chat and the forum. I'm happy i decided to join.

btw. funny joke

Bye