HOW MANY DOGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A

LIGHTBULB????

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our

whole lives ahead of us and you're inside worrying about a stupid light bulb?

Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace all the wiring that's not

up to code.

Dachshund: You know I can't reach the stupid lamp.

Rottweiler: Make me.

Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

Lab: Oh, me, me! PLEEEEEEZE! Let me change the light bulb! Can I?

Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? PLEEEEEEZE! Please! Please!

German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from

the dark, checked to make sure I haven't missed any and made one more

perimeter patrol to see that t no one has tried to take advantage of the

situation.

Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the

walls and the furniture.

Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, I don't see a light

bulb.

Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the

dark.

Chihuahua: Yo quero taco bulb.

Pointer: I see it! There it is! There it is, right there! I see it!

There it is! There it is, right there!

Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little

circle.

Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By

the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

The Cat: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So

the real question is how long will it be before I can expect some light,

some dinner and a massage.