Practical gift giving sometimes gets a bad wrap, which is why I took a lot of ribbon when my Mother opened the gift from me on Christmas morning. It was a waffle iron, a most logical gift with only a slightly hidden agenda. I wasn't at all syrup dishes about it, but caught some heat when she read the label on the box and we realized that we wouldn't be able to use it until the next day.

"Batter is not included"

ANDREW II

KRISTER 0 (ZIP)

Andrew is winning the war of the puns...

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