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A group of 1st, 2nd, and 3rd Graders accompanied by two female teachers went on a field trip to the local race track to learn about thoroughbred horses. When it was time to take the children to the bathroom it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher, and the boys would go with the other teacher. The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal. Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants and began hoisting the little boys up one by one, assisting them in directing the flow away from their clothes. As the teacher lifted up one boy, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher said "You must be in the 4th."

"No Ma'am, he replied, I'm the jockey riding Silver Arrow in the 5th."

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