1. "God has ordered you to cut their throats." --Saddam Hussein to Iraqi citizens as American soldiers invaded his country.
2. "My brother is not eccentric." --Jermaine Jackson on his brother, Michael Jackson.
3. "The Americans are not there. They're not in Baghdad. There are no troops there. Never. They're not at all." --Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf ("Baghdad Bob"), the Iraqi Minister of Information
4. "I knew that my God was bigger than his. I knew that my God was a real God, and his was an idol." --William G. Boykin, Army Lt. General and U.S. Deputy Undersecretary of Defense for Intelligence
5. "No one is to blame." --President George W. Bush explaining who is to blame for the 2000 to 2003 economic recession.
6. "I was very disturbed at first when Fox [News Channel] came on-line saying it was going to be a right-wing news source." --Walter Cronkite, former managing editor and anchorman of the "CBS Evening News." Fox never said that.
7. "I think if we had given the U.N. a little more time, I think there's a serious chance Saddam Hussein would have disarmed." --Former President Bill Clinton
8. "Really, if I had an opportunity to shoot Britney Spears, I think I would." --Maryland First Lady Kendel Ehrlich, speaking at a forum on domestic violence.
9. "You shouldn't be Governor unless you can pronounce the name of the State." --Former California Governor Gray Davis evaluating the qualifications of his opponent, Arnold Schwarzenegger.
10. "I want roast leg of lamb. Now you pop this baby in the oven [at] 350 degrees. Some people's gonna tell ya, 'Well ... the temperature should be at 500 [degrees] first. When it gets here, turn the temperature down.' Isn't life complicated enough?" --Emeril Lagasse, host of "Emeril Live" on the Television Food Network.
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