A young Native American woman went to a doctor for her first ever physical exam. After checking all of her vitals and running the usual tests the doctor said, "Well, Running Doe, you are in fine health. I could find no problems. I did notice one anomaly, however."

"Oh, what is that, Doctor?"

"Well, you have no nipples."

"None of the people in my tribe have nipples," she replied.

"That is amazing" said the doctor. "I'd like to write this up for The South Carolina Journal of Medicine if you don't mind."

She said, "OK." "First of all" asked the doctor, "how many people are in your tribe?"

She answered, "Approximately 500." "And what is the name of your tribe" asked the doctor.

Running Doe replied, "We're called The Indian Nippleless Five Hundred."

Gentlemen, you may now turn off you INJUNS...

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Hey,

It could have been worse.

It could be changed to the Indiannutless 500

But that would be pushing things a bit, wouldn't you all say.

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The Brickyard 400 is a better race anyway.

What's that?

The Prickyard... what?!!

I suppose that you are right...

Never was a bigger prick than Tony Hulman...

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