After Mozart passed away, the town drunk heard some strange noises coming from the grave site. Terrified, he ran and got the priest. He bent close to the headstone and heard some faint, unrecognizable music . The freightened priest got the town magistrate. He listened for a minute and said, "Ah, yes, that's Mozart's Ninth Sympony, being played backwards. And there's the Eighth....the Seventh...the Sixth..." Then he stood up and said, "Nothing to worry about. It's just Mozart decomposing."

A-1