Change your sex life? What *not* to give a woman for Christmas!

[Studlover (imported)]

Three suggestions of what NOT to get a woman for Christmas:

1. Never give a woman any kind of household appliance or something that

is going to make "housework" easier. For instance, a blender, a toaster,

a new vacuum, one of those mops they advertise on tv that does everything

but suck the life out of you, anything in a informercial. One allowed

choice is a new washing machine with a turbo spin cycle. Use your

imagination here.

2. Any bulk cleaning supplies. Imagine leading with this:

"Honey, I got you that large box of Tide you have been wanting."

"This Windex should last you a while."

"I got a good deal on the industrial strength toilet bowl cleaner."

Not gonna work, huh?

I have faith that if you would have at least stopped and thought about

what would be a much more intimate gift, you would have had the sense to

spring for the ten dollar Chia Pet you were eyeing in Kmart.

3. Any kitchen aid made by Ronco which slices or dices, or a set of ginsu

knives. Ron Popiel's familiar line "Just set it... and forget it" might

well describe your sex life for the next month.