Hi everyone

I'm newly registered on the message boards but I must confess to having browsed the stories in the archive sneekily, furtively, stealthily and erotically for about two years now I think.

Since I had literally buckets of orgasmic enjoyment reading the stories during that time, I began to feel I ought to do something in return, so I started writing stories of my own.

So far I've done "Honeydew" and the "Balfor and Terry" series. I'd like to thank Paolo for his very constructive criticism, with his help the first installment of "Balfor and Terry" was improved greatly, and I'm developing my characters a little deeper than before.

I could not believe reviewing my story stats and finding that over 1200 people had looked at one of them already. If only 20 percent of those liked the story in the way I intended, that means I'm already responsible for (let me get my calculator) oh my goodness only 240 orgasms. Oh well, multiply that by 50 or so and I'm well on the way to repaying my debt of gratification

I've enjoyed so many of the stories it would be impossible to list them. For a long time I was too shy to email everybody whose stories I have enjoyed, but I'm going through a manic phase right now so here's a few of my faves. Bernie's "Blue Balls" is just marvellous... The Byzantium series is brilliant. Ron's "The Cock and the Pendulum" ,Fucking tables is fucking fabulous of course, and "Banded, the Extraction Machine" thingy - Nathan obviously likes his machines., cbtslave's "rushing things", Ukkentguy's "Plumber's Mate" lots and lots of reaction to that one, Robert Moon's "Superman Knuckled Under" -There really are too many to mention.

But my favourite story of all, the one that really gets me going (drum roll) is "2000 British Eunuchs at Khartoum" by Gene. I think I've read it once for every one of them...I have a thing about Arabs you see.

Over the past few days I've done nothing at all but mooch around and write smut. I'm having a ball. (accidental pun) It's just as stimulating it turns out to write a story of your own as it is to read one. I love this genre, It's fabulous. You can fantasize that you're John Rechy, Jean Genet, Larry Townsend et al, all rolled into one.

I had a membership of the BME ezine for a while about four years ago, (under a different name) Wow did that ever blow my mind wide open. What a great web site. It's so good to go somewhere really non judgemental, and to know that actually you are not the sickest person in the world

Something about myself? Well I've been into castratrion fantasy since before I grew pubes. As a boy I used tie myself off all the time, and the first time I had an orgasm was from squeezing the hell out my nuts. Just the sound of the word castration would put me in a trance. I don't think I'd actually like to lose my balls though. I just like torturing them a lot and mulling over the possibility... I like playing with other guys balls a lot too. A while ago I sent one of my lovers to hospital with a contorted testicle. (They saved it) I felt very guilty about that nevertheless and I'm very glad he was magnanimous about it.

I guess what I'm saying is compared to some of you guys I'm possibly a bit of a wuss.

Thanks again for welcoming me to the Archive Message Boards.

Allan