Holiday Greetings In The Current Era!

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best

wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress,

non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday,

practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion

of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the

religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice

not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

In addition, please also accept our best wishes for a fiscally

successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition

of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2004, but not without

due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose

contributions to society have helped make this country great (not to imply

that this country is necessarily greater than any other country or area of

choice), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical

ability, religious faith or sexual orientation of the wishers.

This wish is limited to the customary and usual good tidings for a period of

one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting,

whichever comes first. "Holiday" is not intended to, nor shall it be

considered, limited to the usual Judeo-Christian celebrations or

observances, or to such activities of any organized or ad hoc religious

community, group, individual or belief (or lack thereof).

Note: By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms.

This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal, and is revocable

at the sole discretion of the wisher at any time, for any reason or for no

reason at all. This greeting is freely transferable with no alteration to

the original greeting. This greeting implies no promise by the wisher to

actually implement any of the wishes for the wisher her/himself or others,

or responsibility for the consequences which may arise from the

implementation or non-implementation of it.

This greeting is void where prohibited by law.