A lady walks into the welfare office, trailed by 15 kids...

"WOW," the social worker exclaims, "Are they ALL YOURS???"

"Yes, they're all mine," the tired momma sighs, having heard that question a

thousand times before.

"Well," says the social worker, "then you must be here to sign up. I'll need

all their names."

"This one is my oldest-he's Leroy."

"OK, and who's next?"

"Well, this one's Leroy, also." The social worker raises an eyebrow, but

continues. One by one, through the oldest four, all boys, all named Leroy.

Then she is introduced to the eldest girl, also named Leroy!

"All right...I'm seeing a pattern here...Are they ALL named Leroy?"

"Well, yes-it's actually really convenient. When it's time for dinner, I

just yell 'Leroy!' and they all come running. And if I need to stop the kid

who's running into the street, I just yell 'Leroy' and the kid, whoever he

is, stops in his tracks. It's the smartest idea ever had, naming them all

Leroy."

The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her forehead and

says tentatively, "But what if you just want ONE kid to come, and not the

whole bunch?"

"Ah, that's easy," said the mother "Then I call them by their last names."

Unfortunetly, this joke and it's variants (the version I heard had 10 boys named Tom) hit a bit of a nerve for me because I know a woman with 10 kids (oldest pushing 40, youngest barely 12) by at least 3 different men. What really frosts my balls is that some of this brood mare's kids are following in her footsteps! one daughter isn't even 20 and has a 2 year old and is over 6 months pregnant, while one of the boys has at least 2 of his own!! It's nucking futs!

Arokthis (imported) wrote: Mon Dec 01, 2003 12:19 pm Unfortunetly, this joke and it's variants (the version I heard had 10 boys named Tom) hit a bit of a nerve for me because I know a woman with 10 kids (oldest pushing 40, youngest barely 12) by at least 3 different men. What really frosts my balls is that some of this brood mare's kids are following in her footsteps! one daughter isn't even 20 and has a 2 year old and is over 6 months pregnant, while one of the boys has at least 2 of his own!! It's nucking futs!

Remember that come April 15 when you write your check to the friendly IRS.

Unfortunetly..

Arokthis (imported) wrote: Mon Dec 01, 2003 12:19 pm . What really frosts my balls is that some of this brood mare's kids are following in her footsteps!

It's nucking futs!

Arokthis,

Keep reading and rereading the thread by Studlover, over and over... Pretty soon, you will be like us, and with a new handle: FrozenNutts...