The firemen finally get a huge fire under control, and Chief Flannagan has all of his men accounted for except for Baldwin and Rosolino.

After a few minutes' search, the chief looks down an alley, and there's Rosolino, leaning over a trash can. His pants are down to his ankles, and Baldwin is banging away from behind.

Chief Flannagan says, "What the hell is going on?"

Baldwin says, "Rosolino passed out from smoke inhalation."

The chief says, "Smoke inhalation? You're supposed to give him mouth-to-mouth resuscitation!"

Baldwin says, "I did, Chief, but one thing led to another..."