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Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms

Eye Drops Off Shelf

Teachers' Strike Idles Kids

Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax

Plane too Close To Ground, Crash Probe Told

Miners Refuse to Work After Death

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

Stolen Painting Found by Tree

Killer Sentenced to Die For Second Time in 10 Years

Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One

War Dims Hope for Peace

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, it May Last a While

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

Red Tape Holds up New Bridge

Typhoon Rips through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas In Spacecraft

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

Chef Throws His Heart in Helping Feed Needy

Arson Suspect Held in Massachusetts Fire

Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood

Local High School Dropout Cuts in Half

New Vaccine May Contain Rabies

Hospitals Are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

The best one:

And you think you waited in line a long time:

Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years in Checkout Counter