After a few drinks they end up at the local brothel.
The madam takes one look at the two old geezer Eunuchs and whispers to her manager, "go up to the first two rooms and put an inflated doll in each bed. These two are so old and drunk, I am not wasting two of my girls on them. They canΒt get it up and won't know the difference.
Her manager does as she is told, and the two old Eunuchs go up the stairs and take care of their business.
As theyΒre walking home the first one says, "You know, I think my girl was dead!"
"Dead", says his friend, "why would you think that?"
"Well, she never moved or made a sound all the time I was loving her."
His friend says, "I think mine was a witch."
"A WITCH!!! What makes you say that?"
"Well, I was making love to her, kissing on her neck and I gave her a little bite......then she farted and flew out the window!!.
