... Where does he get this stuff???

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one enjoys it?

There are three religious truths:

1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.

2. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith.

3. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or at Hooters

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't

people from Holland called Holes?

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me .. ... they're cramming for their final exam.

If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?

Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?