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You know, the subject of physical and mental imortality has bothered me for almost a second.

My cure? Stick your lips into the high-speed blades of a drink blender. This should ensure your desire for health and vitality.

Wow! And I thought the way to Eternal Life was by cutting off my nuts! Now imagine that, we can get Eternal Life without cutting one's nuts off.

What is that going to do to the Archive? Make it irrelevent? I think not! There are way too many guys who want their nuts cut off and I don't think a ring or footbrace will replace the fun and excitement we gain from reading Castration and Penectomy stories.

Oh, by the way. If you have extra disposable funds burning a whole in your pocket, send them to the Eunuch Archive via PayPal. Thanks for you kindness and generosity.

Health is important!