I actually did this the other day, and can't believe I said it.

I pulled up to the drive-through at the local Dairy Queen and ordered a medium cone. Calcium, you know...

The lady hands me a HUGE cone, napkins, and says, "I'm sorry it got away from me! It's going to drip and fall all over your lap!"

I quickly replied, "No problem, I have a fast tongue," and shoved the cone into my mouth. It DID go all over my face. Looked real cute, I'm sure.

She just looked at me as if I were insane.

A second later, with red faces, she slammed the window shut and I rolled mine up and drove off.

Just goes to show you, you should always get the kind of cone with the chocolate coating on it. (If DQ still does them. I switched to Baskin-Robbins years ago.)

If you can't eat them, lick them

:headphone