A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory. The personnel manager

explains her duties and tells her to report to work promptly at 8:00am. The

next day at 8:45am there's a knock at the personnel manager's door. The

assembly line foreman comes in and starts ranting about this new employee.He

says she's incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up.The foreman

takes the personnel manager down to the factory floor to show him the

problem. Sure enough, Elmos are backed up all over the place. At the end of

the line is the new employee. She has a roll of the material used for the

Elmos and a big bag of marbles. They both watch as she cuts a little piece

of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and starts sewing the little package

between Elmo's legs. The personnel manager starts laughing hysterically.

After several minutes, he pulls himself together, walks over to the woman

and says,

"I'm sorry, I guess you misunderstood me yesterday. Your job is to give Elmo

two test tickles."

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Andy,

You forget, we here at the Eunuch Archive like our Elmo dolls just like us, missing those two test tickles.