1) What does the average Oklahoma player get on his SATs?

.........Drool

2) What do you get when you put 32 Missouri cheerleaders in one room?

.........A full set of teeth.

3) How do you get a Oklahoma State cheerleader into your dorm room?

..........Grease her hips and push.

4) How do you get a Colorado graduate off your porch?

.........Pay him for the pizza.

5) How do you know if a Texas Tech football player has a girlfriend?

.........There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup

6) Why is the Baylor football team like a possum?

.........Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.

7) What are the longest three years of an Kansas State football player's life?

.........His freshman year.

8) How many Texas A & M freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?

..........None. That's a sophomore course.

9) Where was O. J. headed in the white Bronco?

........Either Lawrence, Kansas or Ames, Iowa. He knew that the

police would never look at K.U. or ISU for a Heisman Trophy winner.

AND FINALLY (drum roll and cymbal crash.....)

10) Why did Texas choose orange as their team color?

........You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday,

and picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week.