Two doctors opened an office in a very small town

and put up a sign reading "Dr. Smith and Dr.

Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology."

The town council was not too happy with that sign,

so the doctors changed it to "Hysterias and

Posteriors."

This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to

satisfy the council, they changed the sign to

"Schizoids and Hemorrhoids." No go.

Next they tried "Catatonics and High Colonics."

Thumbs down again.

Then came "Manic-depressives and Anal retentive."

Still not good.

How about "Minds and Behinds?" Unacceptable again.

Becoming distraught, they tried "Lost Souls and

A__holes." Still no go.

Nor did "Analysis and Anal Cysts," "Nuts and

Butts," "Freaks and Cheeks," or "Loons and Moons"

work either.

Almost at their wit's end, the doctors finally

came up with a business slogan they thought might

be acceptable to the council,

"Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones ...... Odds and Ends."

APPROVED!!!