I am not much of a football fan but this one has got to be a "classic."

When the Tampa Bay Bucs beat

the Philadelphia Eagles in the playoffs. It was the last game at the Vet

- the old stadium in Philadelphia.

Last Monday, the Bucs shut out the Eagles at the opener at the Linc -

Lincoln Park, the new stadium in Philadelphia.

On Sunday, the Eagles slipped to 0-2. Already, some people are calling it

the Missing Linc. Some people... but not me, mind you. That would be

piling on.

Anyway....

One day Little Johnny's third grade class was having a lesson on careers

and were discussing the various professions. The teacher asked her kids

what their dads do for a living. One little girl raised her hand and

said, "My daddy is a doctor. He helps sick people get well."

A little boy raised his hand and said, "My daddy is a dentist and he

fixes people's teeth."

Another little girl raised her hand and said, "My daddy is the district

attorney and he puts bad people in jail."

The teacher noticed that little Johnny Woods was awfully quiet, so she

asks him what his daddy does. Little Johnny Woods announced that "My

daddy works as a strip tease dancer in a gay nudie bar and he..." Shocked

and not wanting that discussion to go any further, the teacher interrupts

Johnny and moves on with the lesson.

During recess, the teacher came up to Johnny and asked, "Does your daddy

really work as a strip tease dancer in a gay nudie bar??"

Johnny replied, "No, actually he is the offensive coordinator for the

Philadelphia Eagles. But I was too ashamed to tell anyone."

Ouch!!!

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