She's soooooooooooooo blonde

[Studlover (imported)]

She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...

...she thought a quarterback was a refund.

...she thought General Motors was in the army.

...she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

...at the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:" she

wrote.. "Sagittarius.".

She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...

..she took the ruler to bed see how long she slept.

..she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.

..under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On

Phonics".

She was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...

..she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it

said,"Concentrate".

..she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."

..she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...

..when she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead.

..when she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport

Left," she turned around and went home.

She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...

..when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she

moved.

..she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.

..she thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.

..she thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.

..she had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for

"This Goes In Front."