Escaped Prisoner...
A prisoner escapes from his prison where he had been kept for 15 years.
As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it looking for money and
guns, but he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed,
ties him up on a chair. While tying the girl up to the bed he gets on top
of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom.
While he is in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is an
escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in
prison, and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck.
If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you,
give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he
will kill us.
Be strong, honey. I love you." To which the wife responds, "He was not
kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay and
found you very sexy and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be
strong, honey. I love you too..."
Escaped Prisoner
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