Two gay cowboys from Arkansas walk

into a roadhouse to wash the trail dust

from their throats. They stand at the

bar, drinking their beers and talking

quietly about cattle prices.

Suddenly a 12 year old cowboy at a table behind

them who had been eating a sandwich

begins to cough. After a minute or

so it becomes apparent that he is in

real distress. The cowboys turn to look at him.

"Kin yah swallow? Asked one of the cowboys.

The young cowboy shakes his head "No"

"Kin yah breathe?" asked the other cowboy.

The boy, beginning to panic and turn

a bit blue, shakes his head "NO" again.

The first cowboy walks over to him,

pulls down the boys pants and yanks down

his underpants, and slowly runs his tongue from

the back of his thigh up to the small of his back.

This shocks the youngster to a violent spasm.

The obstruction flies out of his mouth,

and he begins to breathe again.

The cowboy walks back over to the

bar and takes a drink of his beer.

His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heard

of that there Hind Lick Maneuver, but

I ain't never seen nobody do it.

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