• supply the punch line

Posted: **Mon Aug 04, 2003 3:42 pm**

A man walks into a bar with a duck under his arm and says...

- - - can you finish it ? - - -

my version starts with the line:

"I can fart the national anthem"

What are other endings...

Posted: **Mon Aug 04, 2003 8:01 pm**

Dave (imported) wrote: Mon Aug 04, 2003 3:42 pm A man walks into a bar with a duck under his arm and says...

"You DID say that all drinks cost a bill?"

supply the punch line