An older lady gets pulled over for speeding

Older lady: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.

Older lady: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Older lady: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.

Officer: Don't have one?

Older lady: Lost it, 4 years ago for reckless driving.

Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Older lady: I can't do that.

Officer: Why not?

Older lady: I stole this car.

Officer: Stole it?

Older lady: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer: You what?

Older lady: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you

want to see.

The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and

calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A

senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn

gun.

Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle, please! The

woman steps out of her vehicle.

Older lady: Is there a problem, sir?

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car

and murdered the owner.

Older lady: Murdered the owner?

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?

Older lady: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is

quite stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving

license. The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch

purse

and hands it to the officer. The officer examines the license. He

looks quite puzzled. Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you

didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you

murdered

and hacked up the owner.

Older lady: I bet he told you I was speeding, too.