Mohammad's last Orgasm...

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Mohammad Atta is walking along the strip in Las Vegas knowing his time oin this world is short is short and he is already craving his 72 virgins. Suddenly, a knockout looking Vegas hooker catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the hooker, "How much do you charge?"

Hooker replies, "It starts at $500 for a hand-job."

Mohammad says, "$500 dollars! For a hand-job! No hand-job is worth that kind of money!"

The hooker says, "Do you see that Denny's on the corner?"

"Yes."

"Do you see the Denny's about a block further down?"

"Yes."

"And beyond that, do you see that third Denny's?"

"Yes."

"Well," says the hooker, smiling invitingly, "I own those. And, I own them because I give a hand-job that's worth $500."

Mohammad says, "Oh well, you only live once, my time here is short and I am wasting Osama's money, so I'll give it a try."

They retire to a nearby motel. A short time later, Mohammad is sitting on the bed realizing that he just experienced the hand-job of a lifetime, worth every bit of $500. He is so amazed, he says, "I suppose a blow-job is $1,000?"

The hooker replies, "$1,500."

"I wouldn't pay that for a blow-job!"

The hooker replies, "Step over here to the window, big boy. Do you see that casino just across the street? I own that casino outright. And I own it because I give a blow-job that's worth every cent of $1,500."

Mohammad, basking in the afterglow of that terrific hand-job, instantaneously decides to wire Osama for more money and says, "Sign me up."

Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more amazed than before. He can scarcely believe it but, he feels he truly got his money's worth. He decides to make up a good story to acquire more money so that he may spend all that he has on one more glorious and unforgettable experience before settling for 72 FRIGID VIRGINS IN what he believes will be Heaven. He asks the hooker, "How much for some pussy?"

The hooker says, "Come over here to the window, I want to show you something. Do you see how the whole city of Las Vegas is laid out before us, all those beautiful lights, gambling palaces, and show places?"

"GREAT ALLAH!" the Mohammad says, in awe, "You own the whole city?"

No," the hooker replies, "but I would if I had a pussy."