First the Lord made man in the Garden of Eden.

Then he said to himself, "There's something

he's needing' ".

After casting about for a suitable pearl,

He kept messing around and created a girl.

Two beautiful legs, so long and so slender,

Round, slim, and firm, and ever so tender.

Two lovely hips to increase his desire,

And rounded and firm to bring out the fire.

Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud,

Commanding his eyes, as he whispers aloud.

Two lovely arms, just aching to bless you,

And two loving hands, to soothe and caress

you.

Soft, cascading hair hung down over her

shoulder,

And two dreamy eyes, just to make him grow

bolder.

'Twas made for a man, just to make his heart

sing.

Then he added a mouth.

Ruined the whole fucking thing.

This calls to mind the observation someone made, that the best part of a woman is between her left leg and her right leg, and the worst part is between her upper jaw and her lower jaw.

Both can be good if they are used properly.

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