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Greek statues,sans penis

Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2003 2:47 am
by Griptight (imported)
Ever notice most all of those beautifull Greek and Roman statues in museums and or the photo,s of such, have all had the penis,s broken off.

Any thoughts on where they might have gone?????

Griptight

Re: Greek statues,sans penis

Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2003 6:24 am
by Mac (imported)
Griptight (imported) wrote: Sat Jul 19, 2003 2:47 am Ever notice most all of those beautifull Greek and Roman statues in museums and or the photo,s of such, have all had the penis,s broken off. Any thoughts on where they might have gone?????

Griptight
The ancient Roman and Greek artists were all men and they viewed the penis as a symbol of power and beauty. In later years, as the world became more enlightened, displaying the penis became objectionable so the museum curators broke them off all the statues and removed them from several paintings. However, they didn't do anything to change the statues or paintings of nude women.

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Re: Greek statues,sans penis

Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2003 3:35 pm
by A-1 (imported)
...over the thousands of years they could have been broken off from use, (or misuse)....at any rate most likely they were the original dildoes and somebody had to save the honor of all of those vortuous women. (Yeah, RIGHT!!!)

Of course statues of women don't have a crevice large enough for an erect penis. (At least not mine, anyway.)

Although I have met some pretty stoned women in my time and on an special evening some may have been so stoned that I amy as well have been with a statue with a large crevice...I would have gotten the same response...that is, no response.

Have you ever screwed a stoned, really, really stoned person?

Just where do you all think that the experssion "STONED" came from, anyhow?

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Re: Greek statues,sans penis

Posted: Sun Jul 20, 2003 12:31 pm
by A-1 (imported)
YUP!

Kind of like the mindset here on the E.A.

If you dont like an erect penis or a flaccid one for that matter, 💡 just cut it off.

We are enLIGHTened or made lighter, if only by a few ounces or maybe a pound or two. (Yeah, RIGHT!!!)

(chuckle)

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