Yes, no one other than Simon, perhaps putting on the rôle of Simon Powers, International Castrato of Mystery?!
I can just hear that once "whiney voice" saying now, with more self-assuredness, "Yeah, baby!"
OK, OK, enough of that.
There's a plot, and our little Simon is right in the middle of it! I won't spoil it anymore for you! Go and read it now!
Winner of five smokies - "Made Safe", starring Simon!
http://www.eunuch.org/Alpha/M/ea_04651made_saf.htm