After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve.

So, how is everything going?" inquired God.

It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking; the smells, the sights -- everything is wonderful. But I have just this one problem. It's these three breasts that you have given me. The middle one pushes the other two out, and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches, snagging them on bushes. They're a real pain," reported Eve. Eve went on to tell God that many other parts of her body such as her limbs, eyes, and ears came in pairs, and she felt that having only two breasts might leave her body more "symmetrically balanced," as she put it.

That is a fair point," replied God, "but it was my first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away." God reached down, removed the middle breast, and tossed it into the bushes.

Three weeks passed, and God once again visited Eve in the garden. "Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation now?"

"Just fantastic," she replied, "but for one oversight on your part. You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull. All the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone."

God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you are right. How could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately

create a man from a part of you ... now let's see, where did I put that useless boob?"

(Wish God would come down and remove BOTH mine!)

A-1 (imported) wrote: Sun Jul 13, 2003 5:53 pm God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you are right. How could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately create a man from a part of you ... now let's s

Moreschi (imported) wrote: Mon Jul 14, 2003 1:04 pm ee, where did I put that useless boob?"

(Wish God would come down and remove BOTH mine!)

Moreschi I am curious, what do you have against boobs?

Mac (imported) wrote: Mon Jul 14, 2003 7:42 pm Moreschi I am curious, what do you have against boobs?

Just don't like them. They are in the way. They are too big, too heavy, too ugly.... Sort of like your sig: "Don't have any use for these things and I want them gone!"

IT is hard to keep aBREAST of all of these posts, but I kind of like titties, myself. Especially when they are pressed against me...

Man, what a feeling!!!

A-1

A-1 (imported) wrote: Wed Jul 16, 2003 9:03 pm IT is hard to keep aBREAST of all of these posts, but I kind of like titties, myself. Especially when they are pressed against me...

Man, what a feeling!!!

A-1

I guess because I'm a female with them, I don't understand that "feeling" you're referring to. Are they hot, cool, squishy, hard, all of the above?

Moreschi (imported) wrote: Tue Jul 15, 2003 7:27 am Just don't like them. They are in the way. They are too big, too heavy, too ugly.... Sort of like your sig: "Don't have any use for these things and I want them gone!"

Mac (imported) wrote: Mon Jul 14, 2003 7:42 pm

Moreschi (imported) wrote: Mon Jul 14, 2003 1:04 pm (Wi

sh God would come down and remove BOTH mine!)

( Same as my feelings about my penis and testicles. )

I can understand how you might feel that way if your titties are rather large. I have always wondered how women with large ones felt about them. However,

A-1 (imported) wrote: Wed Jul 16, 2003 9:03 pm I think that small ones ("A", "B", or "C") are r

ather attractive and would not present a problem. I would even like a "B" or "C" pair of my own.

Also, as A-1 says

Especially when they are pressed against me...Man, what a feeling!!!it feels great to have them pressed against your chest.

If men had boobies too would there be the same attraction toward them?

I doubt it...

...for the same reason that we like to sit on big, soft sofas and pillows...

...yet nobody really cares to have a big, fat ass.

A-1

A-1 (imported) wrote: Sat Jul 19, 2003 3:27 pm I doubt it...

...for the same reason that we like to sit on big, soft sofas and pillows...

...yet nobody really cares to have a big, fat ass.

A-1

This is true! As someone who's just lost 30 pounds (and has hopefully 20 more to go - ideally) I can attest to that! I've been doing bike riding and weights, alternately yet the boobs STILL aren't much smaller. My legs are another story. They are getting muscular!