Think this is probably studlover's territory, but ...

[colin (imported)]

Ma and Pa were two hillbillies living in West Virginia out on a farm up in

the hills.

Pa has found out that the hole under the outhouse is full. He goes into the

house and tells Ma that he doesn't know what to do to empty the hole.

Ma says, "Why don't you go ask the young'n down the road? He must be smart

'cause he's a college gradjyate."

.

..

So Pa drives down to the neighbor's house and asks him, "Mr. College

gradjyate, my outhouse hole is full, and I don't know what to do to empty

it."

The young'n tells him, "Get yourself two sticks of dynamite, one with a

short fuse and one with a long fuse. Put them both under the outhouse and

light them both at the same time. The first one will go off and shoot the

outhouse in the air. While it's in the air the second one will then go off

and spread the poop all across your farm, fertilizing your ground. The

outhouse should then come back down to the same spot atop the now-empty

hole."

Pa thanks the neighbor, then drives to the hardware store and picks up two

sticks of dynamite, one with a short fuse and one with a long fuse.

He goes home and puts them under the outhouse. He then lights them and runs

behind a tree.

All of a sudden, Ma comes running out of the house and into the outhouse!

Off goes the first stick of dynamite ... shooting the outhouse into the

air.

BOOM! Off goes the second stick of dynamite ... spreading poop all over the

farm.

WHAM! The outhouse comes crashing back down atop the hole.

Pa races to the outhouse, throws open the door and asks, "Ma, are you all

right??!!"

.

As she pulls up her panties she says...

"Yeah, but I'm sure glad I didn't fart in the kitchen.

[Studlover (imported)]

My territory? Nah...I'm a Texan. Borned and raised. West Virginia is a totally different mentality.

Studlover

[A-1 (imported)]

It must have happened in Indiana.

BTW, I sure am glad that we got flush toilet when we did. I read a story on a news service that the Environmentalists in their international meeting in Stockholm or someplace like that have decided in their raging hypocracy that the Thirld World nations, mostly in Africa, should not get flush toilets because it uses too much water.

I wish that they would dry up and blow away. They get me so hot that it has to be contributing to the alleged Global Warming problem.



A-1

[Littledick (imported)]

Thanks for the great joke.

I laughed so much I nearly wet myself.

I could picture it happening here in Australia at one of my Uncles place as we used to throw fire crackers into the long drop as it was know here when my uncle was in the out house.

Again thanks for posting a great joke.

Regards