Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these
dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
Who was the first person to say "See that chicken there....I'm gonna eat the
next thing that comes out it's butt."
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible
crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the car pool lane?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why
can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going
to look up there anyway?
What do you call male ballerinas?
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he
just buy dinner?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then
what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
Ever Wonder?
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Re: Ever Wonder?
Studlover (imported) wrote: Sat Jun 28, 2003 4:05 am Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going
to look up there anyway?
I always have wondered that myself. Especially back when I was pregnant and wore a dress to a routine check-up. The male student/intern/whatever wanted me to put a sheet over my legs just so he could measure my belly with a paper tape. After 3 kids, you don't care who sees what!
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Re: Ever Wonder?
Moreschi (imported) wrote: Mon Jul 14, 2003 1:26 pm I always have wondered that myself. Especially back when I was pregnant and wore a dress to a routine check-up. The male student/intern/whatever wanted me to put a sheet over my legs just so he could measure my belly with a paper tape. After 3 kids, you don't care who sees what!
Really, After my castration I got an infection that put me in the hospital for 4 days. About 40 different doctors, nurces, inturns, students,others in the hall all had to come see the new eunuch. Yes after that you just dont care anymore.
Re: Ever Wonder?
Riverwind (imported) wrote: Tue Jul 15, 2003 5:06 pm Really, After my castration I got an infection that put me in the hospital for 4 days. About 40 different doctors, nurces, inturns, students,others in the hall all had to come see the new eunuch. Yes after that you just dont care anymore.
RW,
You exhibitionist slut puppy, you!
You should be ashamed!
