(Note: OK, Folks, this is a JOKE. Please don't send me negative replies. Again, IT'S A JOKE..ok????)

A stockbroker, on his way home from work in New York City, came to a

dead halt in traffic & thought to himself, "Wow, this seems worse than

usual."

He notices a police officer walking between the lines of stopped cars,

so he rolls

down his window & asks, "Officer, what's the holdup?"

The officer replies, "Hillary Clinton. She has suffered severe

depression. She says

her husband is running around on her even more than ever, the Democrats

told her to forget abou A stockbroker, on his way home from work in New York City, came to a

dead halt in traffic & thought to himself, "Wow, this seems worse than

usual."

He notices a police officer walking between the lines of stopped cars,

so he rolls

down his window & asks, "Officer, what's the holdup?"

The officer replies, "Hillary Clinton. She has suffered severe

depression. She says

her husband is running around on her even more than ever, the Democrats

told her to forget about running for President in 2004, her book isn't

selling very

well at all, her stocks have crashed and she's almost broke. She

stopped her motorcade on the freeway & is threatening to douse herself

with gasoline & set fire to herself. We're taking up a collection for

her."

The stockbroker says, "That's really sad. How much have they collected so

far?"

The officer replies, "About 20 gallons, but a lot of people

are still siphoning."

t running for President in 2004, her book isn't

selling very

well at all, her stocks have crashed and she's almost broke. She

stopped her motorcade on the freeway & is threatening to douse herself

with gasoline & set fire to herself. We're taking up a collection for

her."

The stockbroker says, "That's really sad. How much have they collected so

far?"

The officer replies, "About 20 gallons, but a lot of people

are still siphoning."