The Lawyer and Money

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It appears that one lawyer joke spawns a thousand more. We are

pleased to share the wealth:

"Can I help you" the madam asked?

"I want Natalie," the elderly man replied.

"Sir, Natalie is our most expensive lady, perhaps someone else..."

"No," said the man, "I must see Natalie."

Just then Natalie appeared and announced to the old man that she charges

$10,000 per visit. Without blinking, the man reached into his pocket and

handed her 100 hundred dollar bills. The two went up to a room for an

hour, after which the man calmly left.

The next night he appeared again, demanding to see Natalie. The madam

explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row and that

there were no discounts. It was still $10,000 per visit. Again, the man

took out the money and the two went up to the room.

When he showed up the third consecutive night, no one could believe it.

Again he handed Natalie the money, and up to the room they went. At the

end of the hour, Natalie questioned the man: "No one has ever paid for my

services three nights in a row. Where are you from?"

The old man replied, "I'm from Philadelphia."

"Really?" replied Natalie "I have family who live there."

"Yes, I know," said the old man. "Your father died; I'm your sister's

attorney. She asked me to give you your $30,000."

So the moral here is that some things in life are certain: death, taxes,

and being screwed by an attorney.