A1: One cant wait to get home and put on a bra;
The other cant wait to get home and take it off!
A2: About 5 years.
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A man is at the local bar drinking beers with his buddies when the most beautiful woman they have ever seen walks in. They were all stunned
that a girl would walk into their little tavern dressed as provocativly as she was with stilletos and mini-skirt. After some dicussion they decided that she must be a prostitute and sent one of their numbers over to the bar to "find out"."Excuse me please, miss. Meaning no offence; You're so lovely, We were
wondering if perhaps you might be a prostitute?"
"Why Yes. Actually I am."
"Wow, thats really interesting. i have never met a real prostitute before.
If i may ask, how much do you charge your customers?"
"Well, for starters i charge $100 for a hand job/"
"one hundred dollars?! For a hand job?! Again, meaning no offence to
your beuty, don't you think that is a little high?"
"Let me show you something."
She leads the man to the front door of the bar. All the man's buddies
were giving him the
Outside she shows him a black laborgini.
"I bought this lambogini with the $$ i have made off of my hand jobs alone. "
The man whistles in astonishment. "You must be really good."
Seductively she whispers. "Can i show you just how good they are?"
Of course the man is
by this time and eagerly hands over the money. They get in the car and she handles his member with uncanny skill. Soft yet firm, pulsating her squezing at just the right tempo. She quickly brings him to the top of his ability to withstand the pressure of his immenent release. She expertly altered her tempo with nearly random strokes to keep him there, in the throws of eccstatic agony."If you'd like, i also charge $500 for a Blow job"
His Dick suddenly went limp.
Purring "aawww" she gentles and regulates her hand job and slowly leans over to slowly place a warm, tender kiss
over the head of Mr. Dickey; who Immediatly springs back to life with renewed passion."What do you say?"
After reviewing the moral and finacial implications he found himself saying "Please."
Lets just say that it was a mindblowing experiance he payed for. Never in his life have he ever had an orgasm so strong and intense. It was better then any sex he had ever had.
It left his whole body numb and vibrating, he had trouble seing and for a moment was completely unable to move his arms or legs. When the afterMath subside he realized that he had a puddle of drool on his shirt.
He was now So besotted with this protitute he didnt care that he just decided to leave his wife(and every other girl for that matter), just to be with this prostitute. he would provide her with anything she wanted. He Would. Gasping for air he asks:
"Please tell me, what do you charge to go the whole way? i have to know!"
She points to the Manhatten skyline.
"You see that Island of Manhatten Over there?
I would own that Island if I had been born a woman."
Thank you Thank you that is my favotite joke. i tell it to everyone