Sue Crazy

[Studlover (imported)]

Let's see if I understand how the world works lately...

If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work,

he sues the restaurant.

If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of

lung cancer, your family sues the tobacco company.

If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home

drunk, he sues the bartender.

If your grandchildren are brats without manners,

you sue the television set maker.

If your friend is shot by a deranged madman, you sue

the gun manufacturer.

And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries

to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers

kill him instead, the mother of the deceased

sue the airline.

I must have lived too long to understand the world as it

is anymore. So, if I die while my old, wrinkled butt is

parked in front of this computer, I want you to sue

Bill Gates...okay?

Bye..Have a nice day!