My Big Fat Hispanic Wedding
Posted: Fri May 30, 2003 5:16 am
(For you who are culturally deprived and don't know about such things... -Studlover)
and a heck of a good time, too!!
My Big Fat Hispanic Wedding......Don't forget Quincenieras too!
FOR ALL MEXICANS WE KNOW THIS IS TRUE.
WAYS YOU KNOW YOU ARE AT A HISPANIC WEDDING
NOBODY HAS INVITATIONS...ONLY MAPS.
AN AVERAGE OF 12 PEOPLE ATTEND PER INVITATION.
NO ONE GOES TO THE WEDDING, BUT EVERYONE
GOES TO THE RECEPTION.
THE BRIDE'S KIDS ARE THE FLOWER GIRLS AND
THE RING-BEARER.
THE RECEPTION IS AT NIGHT AND YOU WONDER
HOW GRINGOS HAVE WEDDINGS DURING THE DAY!
EVERYONE HAS THEIR OWN LIQUOR BOTTLES.
ALL THE CENTERPIECES ARE GONE.
OPEN BAR AND COMPLIMENTARY KEGS.
EVERYONE'S KIDS ARE RUNNING AROUND CRAZY
AND ALL YOU WANT TO DO IS THROW A BOTTLE AT THEM.
THE MEN DRESS IN JEANS.
THE COMIDA HAS RICE AND BEANS.
PEOPLE ARE TAKING FOOD PLATES HOME.
PEOPLE ARE TAKING HUGE PIECES OF CAKE
HOME.
ONE OF RELATIVES IS DRUNK AND HUGGING
EVERYONE TELLING THEM "TE QUIERO MUCHO".
THE DOLLAR DANCE LASTS OVER AN HOUR.
THERE ARE SEVENTEEN BRIDESMAIDS.
THE CAKE WAS MADE BY "THE CAKE LADY" AND
NOT THE BAKERY.
THE WOMEN DANCE CUMBIAS TOGETHER.
YOU HAVE TO CLEAN UP THE BALLROOM BEFORE
YOU LEAVE.
THE WEDDING ENDS AT 6:00 am AT THE
BRIDE'S HOUSE.
BONUS: A FIGHT BREAKS OUT
and a heck of a good time, too!!
My Big Fat Hispanic Wedding......Don't forget Quincenieras too!
FOR ALL MEXICANS WE KNOW THIS IS TRUE.
WAYS YOU KNOW YOU ARE AT A HISPANIC WEDDING
NOBODY HAS INVITATIONS...ONLY MAPS.
AN AVERAGE OF 12 PEOPLE ATTEND PER INVITATION.
NO ONE GOES TO THE WEDDING, BUT EVERYONE
GOES TO THE RECEPTION.
THE BRIDE'S KIDS ARE THE FLOWER GIRLS AND
THE RING-BEARER.
THE RECEPTION IS AT NIGHT AND YOU WONDER
HOW GRINGOS HAVE WEDDINGS DURING THE DAY!
EVERYONE HAS THEIR OWN LIQUOR BOTTLES.
ALL THE CENTERPIECES ARE GONE.
OPEN BAR AND COMPLIMENTARY KEGS.
EVERYONE'S KIDS ARE RUNNING AROUND CRAZY
AND ALL YOU WANT TO DO IS THROW A BOTTLE AT THEM.
THE MEN DRESS IN JEANS.
THE COMIDA HAS RICE AND BEANS.
PEOPLE ARE TAKING FOOD PLATES HOME.
PEOPLE ARE TAKING HUGE PIECES OF CAKE
HOME.
ONE OF RELATIVES IS DRUNK AND HUGGING
EVERYONE TELLING THEM "TE QUIERO MUCHO".
THE DOLLAR DANCE LASTS OVER AN HOUR.
THERE ARE SEVENTEEN BRIDESMAIDS.
THE CAKE WAS MADE BY "THE CAKE LADY" AND
NOT THE BAKERY.
THE WOMEN DANCE CUMBIAS TOGETHER.
YOU HAVE TO CLEAN UP THE BALLROOM BEFORE
YOU LEAVE.
THE WEDDING ENDS AT 6:00 am AT THE
BRIDE'S HOUSE.
BONUS: A FIGHT BREAKS OUT
