Interesting Thoughts

[Studlover (imported)]

The last one is the best!!!!!

1. Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car.

2. There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time

to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how

nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.

3. When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the

neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.

4. If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be

vague.

5. Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.

6. A penny saved is a government oversight.

7. The real art of conversation is not only to say the right

thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong

thing at the tempting moment.

8. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight,

because by then your body and your fat are really good

friends.

9. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is

to buy a replacement.

10. He who hesitates is probably right.

11. If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met

everybody.

12. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone

in mind to blame.

13. The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can

tell when he's really in trouble.

14. Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words "The"

and "IRS" together it spells "THEIRS"?