Just now, on the 6 o'clock news, a well-known area high school coach said,

"I've been looking for a head job in the state of Indiana for 'X' number of years now..."

I forget how many years he said. Yes, it CAN seem like a LONG time, can't it?!

What he meant to say was "head coaching job", which he got, but it didn't come out right. The sportscaster was barely able to keep a straight face and looked like he was having a stroke before they cut to commercial.

...Maybe somebody should tell him about some of those small parks in Indiana...

...does it always have to be hard for a coach to get (a)-head...

...he is a casualty of too many years as shower room monitor...

A-1

...looking for love in all the wrong places,

looking for love in too many faces...