The Indianapolis 500 was run Sunday at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway.

The atmosphere was very patriotic. After the invocation, a million race

fans stood up and sang God Bless Dick Cheney for securing the oil that

made the race possible.

The Cleveland Cavaliers won the right to draft number-one pick LeBron

James Thursday. Last week he made $100 million in endorsements. Democrats

must be very depressed now that the president's tax cut can be defended

as a way to give a hand up to urban black youth.

The Republican Party raised $22 million at a fundraising dinner on

Wednesday in Washington D.C. How lavish was the menu? The dessert was so

rich it received a fundraising letter from Joe Lieberman and a proposal

of marriage from John Kerry.

Democratic candidate Howard Dean campaigned in San Francisco at the

former site of a legendary topless bar called Chi-Chi's. One thing is for

sure. Howard Dean will be president of the United States before he's the

next coach at Alabama.

Congress agreed Friday to a tax cut for some people and a tax hike for

other people. It was ever thus. The Bible says we enter this world with

nothing and we leave this world with nothing, so in a way, Congress is

just doing the Lord's work.