Scientific definition of "woman": "The stuff that's around a vagina".

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Paradise, a few days after Creation. Eve is bored silly, and feels as horny as only the prototype of a woman can feel. But Adam is out planting apple trees. So Eve starts roaming about. She comes across a cute Dinosaur.

"Dear Dinosaur, would you be so nice and delight me with a good fuck?" The Dinosaur, shocked at that disgusting proposition, absolutely refuses. Eve, enraged, takes an obsidian knife and castrates the poor beast in retaliation.

Eve, now even more horny, continues her search for relief. She comes across a Mandrill. Love at first sight! "Dear Mandrill, please, would you be so kind and fuck me?" The shocked Mandrill tries to flee, but Eve manages to grab his rear. The Mandrill breaks loose anyway, but not without loosing most of the hair of his behind in Eve's grip.

Eve, desperately horny, reaches the seashore. After a long and fruitless wait for sea lions and the like, she decides to make do with a Fish. Better then nothing. She grabs one right out of the water, and without asking the poor Fish, uses it as a dildo. Nice shape, well lubricated, ahhh! Eve is happy again.

Well, folks. This story explains three things:

- Why Dinosaurs became extinct;

- Why Mandrills have a naked arse;

- and why Fish smell like they do!

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Scientific research has produced ample evidence that the pain felt by a guy, when his balls are being cut off, is exactly like the pain felt by the balls, when their guy is being cut off.

That's all for today!

Il Musico, not musical this time... :tongueout