JACK AND JILL

Went up the hill

To have a little fun.

Stupid Jill

Forgot the pill

And now they have a son.

MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB

Her father shot it dead

Now it goes to school with her,

Between two hunks of bread.

LITTLE MISS MUFFET

Sat on a tuffet,

Her clothes all tattered and torn.

It had not been the spider

that crept up beside her

But Little Boy Blue and his horn.

SIMPLE SIMON

Met a Pieman going to the fair

Said Simple Simon to the Pieman

"What have you got there?"

Said the Pieman unto Simon

"Pies, you dumbass!"

HUMPTY DUMPTY

Sat on a wall

Humpty dumpty had a great fall

All the kings horses and all the kings men

Had scrambled eggs for breakfast again.

HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE,

The cat did a piddle,

All over the bedside clock,

The little dog laughed to see such fun

When it died of electric shock.

GEORGIE PORGY

Pudding and Pie

Kissed the girls and made them cry.

When the boys came out to play

He kissed them too, 'cause he was gay.

THERE WAS A LITTLE GIRL

who had a little curl!

Right in the middle of her forehead

And when she was good,

She was very very good

But when she was bad she got a

Fur coat, jewels, and a sports car.

JACK BE NIMBLE

Jack be quick

Jack jumped over the candle stick.

Great Balls of Fire!

GEORGIE PORGY has got to be MY personal favorite!

Hey diddle, diddle was mine, followed by yours Paolo

shhhhh dont tell andrew.

River