A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help

me... I have a killer jigsaw puzzle and I can't figure out how to get it

started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets

him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the

table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then turns to her and says, "First

of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble

these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."

He held her hand softly, led her to a chair and said, "Secondly, let's

have a cup of coffee, and then.... let's put all these Frosted Flakes

back in the box."