Two beggars were sitting side by side on a street in Mexico City. One

had a cross in front of him, the other one the Star of David.

Many people went by, looked at both beggars, but only put money into

the hat of the one sitting behind the cross. A priest came by,

stopped, and watched many, many people give money to the beggar behind

the cross, but none to the beggar behind the Star of David. Finally he

went over to the beggar behind the Star of David and said, "Don't you

understand? This is a Catholic country. People aren't going to give

you money if you sit there with a Star of David in front of you,

especially when you're sitting beside a beggar who has a cross. In

fact, they would probably give to him just out of spite."

The Star of David beggar listened to the priest and, turning to the

cross beggar, said, "Moishe...look who's trying to teach us

marketing."