Never trust a dog to watch your food. - Patrick, age 10.

When you want something expensive, ask your grandparents. - Matthew, age

12.

Wear a hat when feeding seagulls. - Rocky, age 9.

Never try to hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. - Rosemary, age

7.

Don't flush the toilet when you're dad's in the shower. - Lamar, age 10.

Don't ever be too full for dessert. - Kelly, age 10.

When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him.

- Heather, age 16.

Never tell your mom her diet's not working. - Michael, age 14.

When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on

the phone. - Alyesha, age 13.

Never try to baptize a cat. - Laura, age 13.

Listen to your brain. It has lots of information. - Chelsey, age 7.

Stay away from prunes. - Randy, age 9.

Never dare your little brother to paint the family car. - Phillip, age 13.