FUN QUOTES ON SEX

Tom Clancy: "I believe that sex is one of the most

beautiful, natural wholesome things that money can

buy."

Steve Martin: "You know "that look" women get when

they want sex? Me neither."

Drew Carey: "Sex without love is a meaningless

experience, but as meaningless experiences go, it's

pretty damned good."

Woody Allen: "Having sex is like playing bridge. If

you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a

good hand."

Rodney Dangerfield: "If it weren't for pickpockets I'd

have no sex life at all."

Rodney Dangerfield: "My wife said she'd like to have

sex in the back seat of the car... and she wanted me

to drive."

George Burns: "It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention

of getting married."

George Burns: "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot ** "THIS IS GOOD!"

pool with a rope."

Lynn Lavner: "There are a number of mechanical devices

which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women.

Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."

Harvey Korman: "Using Viagra is like putting a new

flagpole on a condemned building."