I spelled the title worng in the last one...this is the same joke.

Rules about nuitrion

I love facts and evidence. Finally... here is the truth about nutrition:

The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than do

the British or Americans.

The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than

the British or Americans.

The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks

than the British or Americans.

The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer

heart attacks than the British or Americans.

The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and

suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

Conculsion:

Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills

you.